The 3.06am TERROR (a real life story)
3.06am and blood curdling screams of terror filled the house - but what catastrophe had occurred? what evils lurked in the dark? what pain and suffering caused little Beans screams ?
Yes, that is correct - that most feared night-time terror - a poxy, small fly. And yes I did prance around half asleep, naked with all my saggier parts swinging around, swatting the fly with a rolled up Ikea magazine (kept by my bed for late night home-based inspiration). I would have thought that that sight would be scarier than the original fly induced terror but apparently not ( it did make Bean laugh though!).
Tell me I'm not alone pleeeease - what wakes your child in the night ?