Nursery Rhymes For Modern Mothers #1 Hush A Bye Baby
Nursery rhymes , part of our heritage and childhood but also grim,dark violent affairs involving choppers chopping off heads, mice with no eyes, falling from trees and the like. So here goes a Mammasaurus Nursery Rhyme for the Modern Mother #1 ... to be sung at bedtime to your darling child to the tune of Hush A Bye Baby (or Rock a Bye Baby if that's how you roll).
Mummys got wine, full bodied and red,
Green and Blacks chocolate-it's the bees knees,
Have a lie in till 9am please.